Tuesday, March 08, 2005

Someone's SSC Exam paper

I got this in a forward today and found it very very hilarious! These are supposedly from someone's SSC exam - not sure about the authenticity, but is certainly funnny. Posted by Hello


Blogger Me said...

When I was in 7th I had two poems for a Hindi exam. There used to be a either-or choice. Unfortunately this paper was set by a different hindi teacher and they asked the poem which I did not study. You know what I did. Sample 1.

I wrote the first four lines at end of the paper and the same four lines in the next side of the paper and got marks for it :)

Tuesday, March 08, 2005 2:03:00 AM  
Blogger Chakra Sampath said...

probably if i am asked to take up an exam (any exam..), i wd also be writing like this... i just luv the maths paper, esp. the answer. :))

Tuesday, March 08, 2005 3:27:00 AM  
Blogger Krish said...

I strongly believe there should be funny answers than these, in the real World !!!

Tuesday, March 08, 2005 5:33:00 AM  
Blogger Sangeeta said...

Hehehehe! The drawing in the Math paper describes exactly how I felt during my Math exams :( I haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate exams bohooohoooo!

Tuesday, March 08, 2005 8:10:00 AM  
Blogger Sangeeta said...

On second thoughts... I better take some tips from the guy, may come in handy in my forthcoming exams:D

Me walks away cheerfully~~~

Tuesday, March 08, 2005 9:24:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Came across your blog today, me too passed out of SVCE, EEE 1999 batch. Still not able to put a face to your name, sincere apologies for that.

My blog:
Mail id: kb.venkat@gmail.com

will definitely keep in touch

Tuesday, March 08, 2005 9:34:00 AM  
Blogger Kay said...

Very funny.

Remembers me of my neighbors paper from whom i was trying to copy in my board exam... :)))

Tuesday, March 08, 2005 10:09:00 AM  
Blogger saranyan said...

thats hilarious man. he even got half a point on one of those questions :)

Tuesday, March 08, 2005 10:43:00 AM  
Blogger Surya said...

That last Math paper one was for sure not by a desi, the paper is a typical one that american UG's use (from my TA experience :-) )

Tuesday, March 08, 2005 3:48:00 PM  
Blogger Praveen said...

Hey Anand,
Have you seen pics of a similar Chemistry paper?

Sample from it...

Q. Which species is the reducing agent in the above reaction? Explain.

Ans. Species : Cat. Explanation : Meow meow meow meow meow meow

Tuesday, March 08, 2005 9:51:00 PM  
Blogger Anbu said...

Ha ha..got this forward long ago...i have successfully used me's technique many times in college exams...capitalising on the short-term memory of inviligator...a very god technique indeed..

Wednesday, March 09, 2005 12:59:00 AM  
Blogger Twin-Gemini said...

Me--to-->Me: Pretty cool way to pass exams :-)

Me--to-->Chakra: Yeah, either someone just had too much time in their hands and a lot of creativity in their head or maybe this was indeed someone's real exam paper.

Me--to-->Krish: Surely. The recommendation letters that we had to write for getting admits to MS would be far more funnier :-)

Me--to-->Sangeeta: Exams are a total bore. In fact we used to have study holidays before the exams (during our university) and thats when most of the people used to touch the books. Since you are a teacher, I am sure you would come across many such instaces :-)

Me--to-->Anonymous: Check your email.

Me--to-->Kay: Kay, thanks for coming over. Seems like everybody has a story to tell when it comes to exams :-)

Me--to-->Saranyan: That's a classic example. They usually swap the teachers between different subjects and still have them correct these papers.

Me--to-->Surya: That could be true, but what if he had an elder brother or sister here in the US who regularly takes home these books :-)

Me--to-->Praveen: If you have some of it, please post it on your blog or send it to my email.

Me--to-->Anbu: Yeah, these are time-tested techniques against tired and weary paper "correctors".

Wednesday, March 09, 2005 11:47:00 PM  

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